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Offline James FP

  • Name: James Torrance
  • Age: 33
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: CO US
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  • Real Name: James Torrance
  • Gender: Male
  • Species: Nonsense Poster
  • Birthdate: March 16, 1984
  • Location: Colorado
  • Favorite Song: "Friends in Low Places" - by Garth Brooks
  • Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy Tactics (PSX), Goldeneye (N64), Final Fantasy (NES), Star Fox (SNES)
  • Favorite Game System: Super NES
  • Hair: Black
  • Eyes: Blue-Gray...Hazel, I guess?
  • Height: 5' 9"
  • Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
  • Relationship Status: Married to Debbie, aka Sofia the 3rd/DEATHAMSTER
  • Religion: 1/2 Catholic, 1/2 Jewish, 100% Atheist
  • Political Affiliation: Liberal-leaning Anarchist
  • Siblings: 1 older sister, 1 younger brother (Tyler)
  • Likes: Ketchup packets and giant sponges
  • Dislikes: Giant pairs of underwear - they just scare me, man...
  • Description: Often seen running with huge herds of 8-balls, James FP is a rare breed of Nonsense Poster that likes to eat cheese and drop buckets of macaroni on his head.

My Occupations

  • Commanding General of the Salad Tong Army, 8th Division
  • Cheese Wheel Roller
  • X-treeme Nonsense Curling Champion
  • Potroast Smuggler


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    Minerva K Red

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    01/20/13

    Can't catch me, cuz the rabbit done died!
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    Facilitypro

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    06/02/10

    I just saw this after 3 years.

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